Half Man Half Biscuit – If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day (Ukulele)

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Outside Goldsmith's coughing up blood

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Turner Prize judge gasps "Christ that's good:

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Leave it as it is, it'll get first place

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We'll call it 'A full shift at the coal face'".

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Oh well you're neither a Stuckist or a Y B A

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And you're no longer a miner as of today.

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Praise for the wardens ready to fine

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Anyone caught saying 'graphic design'

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Rag mag seller said I'd be in pleats

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Only when he'd been cleaned from the streets.

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Oh I could squeeze my lemon 'til my blues went away

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If I had possession over Pancake Day.

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Give a philosophy student a glass of limeade

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And he will say 'is this a glass of limeade?'

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And 'if so, why is it a glass of limeade?'

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And after a while he'll die of thirst.