Half Man Half Biscuit – I Was A Teenage Armchair Honved Fan (Guitar)

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Woke up this morning, found myself in bed

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My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil

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I'd dreamt about a love affair in far off Budapest

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The sort of thing that sugars every pill

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I was a teenage armchair Honved fan.

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I went dans la cuisine in a bilinguistic mood

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And Morphy Richards popped up with the goods

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I was feeling Hungary both this morning and last night

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And with an appetite like that you see the woods

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I was a teenage armchair Honved fan.

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Is this the bit where we're supposed to make guitars collide?

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And is this the bit where we release all that raw energy?

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And is this the bit where we go crashing through those barriers?

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Like what they do in music mags?

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I was a teenage armchair Honved fan.

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I was a teenage armchair Honved fan. I was a teenage armchair Honved fan.

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I was a teenage armchair Honved fan. I was a teenage armchair Honved,

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I was a teenage armchair Honved, I was a teenage armchair Honved,

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I was a teenage wham bam thank you, I was a teenage armchair Honved,

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I was a teenage armchair Honved, I was a teenage armchair Honved fan.

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I was a teenage armchair Honved fan. I was a teenage armchair Honved fan.

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I was a teenage armchair Honved fan. I was a teenage armchair Honved fan.

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I was a teenage armchair Honved fan.