Half Man Half Biscuit – I Trog (Guitar)

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Girlfriend's said that she no longer likes me

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Reckon I know why she thinks this way:

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It's 'cos I'm a trog, and I've got mad sideys

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And my gait is strange - so they say.

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Some blokes don't neatly stencil their flight case

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And some blokes don't take apart valve amps for fun

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But when you're a trog and you've got mad sideys

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And your gait is strange - so they say.

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And when I swear it's in a mellow way

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Swiss Army knife and every shade of Humbrol

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To Point of Ayr I like to get away

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And in my dreams I take a beautiful girl.

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Got my weed and I've got my Sven Hassel

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Omni stacked tenfold under the bed

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In my rugby shirt signed by Justin Hayward

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I will rule the world playing Risk.

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I was born with a twelve string acoustic in my mouth

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Midwife fixed springs to the soles of my feet

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And now I'm a trog and I've got mad sideys

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And my gait is strange - so they say.

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And when I swear it's in a mellow way

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Swiss Army knife and every shade of Humbrol

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To Point of Ayr I like to get away

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And in my dreams I take a beautiful girl.