Half Man Half Biscuit – I Left My Heart In Papworth General (Guitar)

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     Precious McKenzie, boy I remember you well

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Gob full of tapioca, I would sit and I’d watch you excel

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Those legendary rivulets would trickle on down to your chin

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But I always wondered what you did when you packed it all in.

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What are you doing today?

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What have you done with the money?

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How much did Singleton pay?

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Do you think you were misunderstood? I do.

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Down at Stoke Mandeville I bumped into Mr IQ

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I said “Hey albino, this is not 1972

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Stub out your King Edward and get that small boy off your knee

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And melt down your fingerware and get yourself off my TV”.

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Jim could you fix it for me

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To come down and suck out your kidneys?

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I’ve got this young brother you see

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Who wants to stay alive to watch Bilko.

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When I’m pining for a cigarette

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I think of all the free ones that I’d get

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If I killed myself and came back as a beagle.

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 I left my heart in Papworth General.