Half Man Half Biscuit – Harsh Times In Umberstone Covert (Guitar)
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Chords
[INTRO]
F Bb (x12)
[VERSE 1]
F Bb C Geraldine, Geraldine, it’s just a selling plate; nobody cares F Bb C Don’t be so self-conscious, what became of the carefree you? Gm C The one who would whistle to Throbbing Gristle through Gm C C7 [tab]F Bb C F Bb C Scoffing at the notion of a shoulder to cry on, the very thought of a rock to rely on Gm C Gm C C7 Astonishing therefore to look at you now, bitter as the gall, reaching for the mainland.
[CHORUS]
F Bb C F I will mend you, and I will tend to you Bb C A Bb Take it as read with a needle and thread F Bb F Bb C C7 F B Bb F B Bb When you’re falling apart at the seams I will make that stich in time.
[VERSE 2]
F Bb C C-c-c-cavalcades, accolades, giddy escapades, do you recall F Bb C Cheap mischief most Tuesday’s – Emma Rollahead avoids you still Gm C Gm C C7 Sour faced she picked out the gherkins, saw Christ in Dorothy Perkins F Bb C F Bb C Oh Geraldine, we were so laissez-faire, every other day was a non-sequitur. Gm C Gm C C7 Hadron Collider, who’s there? Knock knock
[CHORUS]
F Bb C F I’ll repair you, be right there for you Bb C A Bb At the end of the bed, reupholstering your head F Bb F Bb C C7 F When events are unfolding inside I’m on hand to cast your mind.
[OUTRO]
C Bb F Geraldine, Geraldine, Geraldine C Bb F Geraldine, Geraldine, Geraldine C Bb F Your problems – I’ll treat them as mine C Bb F Tomorrow morning everything will be fine C Bb F Jean Greenhowe shall grant us a pardon C Bb F We’ll eat Battenberg and stare at the garden C Bb F Geraldine, Geraldine, Geraldine C Bb F Geraldine, Geraldine, oh Geraldine C Bb B Bb B Bb B Bb F Geraldine, oh Geraldine.