Half Man Half Biscuit – Grafting Haddock In The George (Guitar)
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Chords
[Intro]
E G# A B
E G# A B
E G# A B
E G# A B
[Verse 1]
E G# A B E G# A B When I was young and the blood pulsed swiftly through my veins E G# A B E G# A B Before age trampling upon youth, powdered my head with the snows of fifty winters E G# A B E G# A I never thought about the future or what I would become; didn’t care, still don’t B E C#m G# A E G# A B For as far as I’m aware they don’t stitch pockets into shrouds.
[Instr]
G C G C
E G# A B
E G# A B
E G# A B E G# A B Oh, those Forestry Commission roads, what a tale they could tell.
[Instr]
G D C D
G D C D
[Break]
G D C D G D C D I am the godfather of nothing whatsoever. G D C D Our Martin on the other hand thought he was the town cheese G D C D Purported to deal in short term solutions for long-legged men G D C D He also liked the sound of his own voice. G D C D He was at Knowsley Safari Park one day where he saw a monkey with a banana in one hand G D C D And a tin opener in the other, and he shouted over “Hey, you don’t need the tin opener for that” G D C D G To which the monkey replied “It’s for the custard, dickhead!” D C D G D C D It was loft ladders what killed our Martin. G D C D G D C D Larry on the other hand cleans out the drains at the Methodist Centre and wears a permanent smile G D C D G D C D He reckons a contented mind is a continual feast, G D C When darkness falls I’m as happy as Larry.
[Coda]
E B A B E B A B G C G C Sometimes I set out for Ludlow, sometimes I end up in Chepstow. D C G D C G I am a happy man – I drive the happy van D C G D E G# A B I scaled the Matalan – made it ma: top of the world!
[Instr]
E G# A B
E G# A B
[Outro]
G C D G Grafting haddock in the back room of the George G C D G Grafting haddock in the back room of the George G C D G C G C G Grafting haddock in the back room of the George.