Half Man Half Biscuit – Girlfriends Finished With Him (Guitar)

    G                  A
The difference between us and all the other bands

D7            G
Is that we're different.

                                  A
You can tell by the way we do our interviews

D7          G          A D, A D, A D, A7
That we are different.

Dm                        G
Underneath the underlying tones and busy melodies

C                          A
Next to the intelligent guitars

            Dm               G
You'll find frailty, beauty, sex as art

    C                        A
And something or other about dolphins;

Dm                        G
Parlourmaids, dandelions, things 'bout my mind

      C                             A
And a dead girl's soul that lives inside me

       Dm                          G
And we don't really know what it's meant to be

            C                   A
But it's an absolute depth of intensity

           Dm                        G
But at the end of the night when the rider's been ridden

   C                    A
We claim our fee and we get back in the van again.

  Dm                G
Inspired by no-one, other groups bore us

C                             A
How can you say we sound like Frazier Chorus?

            Dm                   G
'Cos at the end of the night you claim your poke;

    C                  A
You get back in to the Vim van Hanegem.

Dm                      G
Rockabilly Jim from the pub quiz team

        C                               A                     Dm G C A (x2)
Told me something more interesting than your songs ever could.

Dm           G                   C                     A
Telly Savalas is set to spearhead an 'Oi' revival down Whitechapel way

Dm           G                   C                     A
Telly Savalas is set to spearhead an 'Oi' revival down Whitechapel way

Dm            G
Ol' Television is set to spearhead

C                    A             Dm G C A, Dm G C A
An 'Oi' revival down Whitechapel way.

                   Dm      G C A, Dm G C A (fade out)
Who loves ya costermonger?