Half Man Half Biscuit – Falmouth Electrics (Guitar)

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[Intro] D D D D D D D D A D D [Verse 1]
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Seventeen years at Falmouth Electrics

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Then I got made redundant along with everyone else

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Some of the other chaps got taken on at the new Morrison’s

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That wasn’t for me though – I wanted somethink anew.

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I bought a ventriloquist dummy from a shop in Redruth

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I took it on home, pierced it’s ears and back-combed its hay-er!

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With eyeliner on it looked like Pete Murphy a bit

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He could talk fairly well though he couldn’t pronounce the letter “B”.

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I said that’s okay lad it makes life much easier for me

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He said his name was Gary I said d’you mean Barry he said “yeah”

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We paraded the High Street in Falmouth and went down a storm

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He’d thought up a catchphrase and he used it as we neared HMV

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“Have you got any Gauhaus, have you got any Gauhaus?”         Pschhh...
[Instr] D D D D D D A D D [Verse 2]
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All was tremendous between us until it went wrong

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We argued a lot: he demanded a signature song

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And he mocked me and taunted me and bragged that he’d got all the girls

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(“I got all the girls!”)

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So I lashed him on the fire and that was the end of all that.
[Chorus]
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Bye-bye to Barry, I’m bound for Barbados by boat

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Be-bop-a-Lula Barbados with Barbara by boat

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Has the cat got your tongue Barry – have you got nothing to say?

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Build me up butter bean, Babbacombe and the Bay of Biscay

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There’s no twist in the tale here, he’s not coming back in my head

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And if you gave me my medicine I’d probably go back to bed

G                  A                  Dmaj7 A D
Seventeen years at Falmouth Electrics.
[Outro] Dmaj7 A D Dmaj7 A D Dmaj7 A D
Dmaj7 A D
[repeat to fade]