Half Man Half Biscuit – Every Time A Bell Rings (Guitar)
Key
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
[Intro]
F F/Eb F F/Eb (x8)
Bb Dm C G (2)
[Verse 1]
Bb Dm C G Ground Control to Monty Don, Bb Dm C G The testimonial silver’s gone Bb Dm C G The circumstance here’s pretty thin Bb Dm C G The sun comes out when I go in. Bb Dm Bm On the way home from spinning class she pops into the deli for artisan gossip G Bb He stays in the car leafing through a high end coffee bean catalogue Dm Bm G Their dream is to open up a roasterie in the Keswick area.
[Chorus]
Bb F Get your hedge cut; get your fuckin’ hedge cut Bb F Get your hedge cut; get your fuckin’ hedge cut Bb[/c [ch]F Dm Bb Dm C G Bb Dm C G Stop meeting friends, and cut your hedge.
[Verse 2]
Bb Dm C G Why can’t you say “orang-utan?” Bb Dm C G Why can’t you just say “Ku-Klux-Klan?” Bb Dm C G Who needs the library or the pub Bb Dm C G When we’ve got your creative hub? Bb Dm Bm He got a Boardman bike on the “Cycle-To-Work” scheme, discovered he really enjoyed it; G Bb Started watching the Tour-De-France highlights on ITV 4 Dm Bm G Worshipped at the altar of Wiggo and Froome-dog; goes out every Sunday in full Sky replica kit.
[Chorus]
Bb F Get your hedge cut, get your fuckin’ hedge cut Bb F Get your hedge cut, get your fuckin’ hedge cut Bb F Dm C F C F C F C F Stop analysing Strava, and cut your hedge.
[Verse 3]
Bb Dm Bm “It’s a wonderful Life”; it’s a wonderful film G Tho’ the more I watch it the more I want Potter to succeed Bb Dm Not least when that lot up the road come out in to the street every New Year’s Eve Bm G Bb F Bb F Bb F C C7 Drunk on Ptolemy’s hock, hugging each other and going’ “hee-haw, hee-haw”. A Bb C C7 F Every time a bell rings, I hate you some more A Bb C C7 F Every time a bell rings, I hate you some more A Bb C C7 F Every time a bell rings, I hate you some more A Bb C C7 F Every time a bell rings.
[Outro]
A Bb C C7 F (x6) (fade on last time)