Half Man Half Biscuit – Emergency Locksmith (Guitar)

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[INTRO] B Em C A D7 G C D7 G D7 [VERSE 1]
  G                                              C
I entered a field on my right through a bachelor gate

  G                                            C
I walked by a fraudulent grave to a Glaslyn in spate

D    D7 G   D  D7            G
Ford on hold,  thoughts turn cold

B                 Em                      C                   A      D7
Stranded there, I dreamed a dream where I hold the key to the key museum where

G            C            D7          G
 Opportunity knocks but I fail to progress

         Em                     A              D7           G     D7
‘Cos I’m wasted with passions I don’t have the courage to express.
[VERSE 2]
    G                            C
The wise counsel of runes I’ve explored

G                                     C
Always they lead to my very own Saxon hoard

D    D7      G    D  D7       G
Deep down it lies,   never to rise

   B            Em              C               A         D7
In truth I only long to know in theory could it have been so

G                      C             D7         G
Spirit all spent, I’ve got a night's sleep to address

         Em                     A              D7           G     D7
‘Cos I’m wasted with passions I don’t have the courage to express.
[BREAK] G C G C D D7 G D D7 G B Em C A D7 G C D7 G Em A D7 G D7 [VERSE 3]
G                                           C
Galvanised briefly I rang up and spoke to a nurse

G                                              C
Overnight seemingly things took a turn for the worse

D     D7      G     D D7             G
There goes my spark,  here comes the dark

       B            Em                 C               A   D7
“Close family only” they will say “and what with the M R S A”

   G                     C         D7         G
Restrictions on visiting suit me I have to confess

      Em                     A              D7           G
Being wasted with passions I don’t have the courage to express.