Half Man Half Biscuit – Ecclesiastical Perks (Guitar)

G7  C        G7     C      G7
 In pulpits,     in pulpits

         C                     G7
They can preach naked from the waist downwards

   C         G7            C                        G7
In cloisters,     they can smack each other’s arses.

F      Am   G7           C
 These be ecclesiastical perks

F      Am   G7           C
 These be ecclesiastical perks.

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 Cheap flagstones,     cheap flagstones

C                     G7
Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay

C                     G7
Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay.

    C              G7                 C       G7
Wet sponges-at the summer fair -shall miss me.

F      Am   G7           C
 These be ecclesiastical perks

F      Am   G7           C     G7   C  G7
 These be ecclesiastical perks.

                             C
Rumour had it there was none left, so I swiftly walked round

   G7              C
to Archie’s house: Archie, people are saying you haven’t got

G7                            C                      G7
any. What am I supposed to do? You know the situation.

Am                 E
Reverend, come sit down.

                        F                     G7
For you there is always some. How much do you need?

          Am
I’m gonna bottle up my love and shake it up and down

    E                 F      G7 C  G7 C  G7 C
And spray it all over Jesus.

G7    C              G7             C              G7
 Near Fakenham; joke breasts on; no seatbelt; nice policeman

       C           G7          C           G7
Fierce Panda; all-nighter; fee no pay; hey hey hey hey hey

F      Am G7
 These be ohhhhhhhh

F      Am G7
 These be ohhhhhhhh

F      Am  G7  C
 These be.