Half Man Half Biscuit – Dye Ken Ted Moult (Guitar)

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Our Ted, it has to be said produces proof beyond us

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Rain, shine or gale force nine his frames remain intact.

D
Helicopters in my garden, bringing wind – I beg your pardon

                          C              G
Double glazing is amazing don’t you all agree?

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No fears, they’ll last you for years: our statistics prove it

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And you’ll pose when all the street knows it’s you who sets the pace.

D
On the cold and frosty mornings scoff and laugh at Yuletide warnings

                           C                  G
Insulation for the nation, that’s the one for me.

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No draughts ‘cos that’d be daft – a feather acknowledges Newton

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And a ball and chain let loose on the pane can only smash your nerves.

D
In the hibernating season fit the best, it stands to reason

                                  C            G
No complaining where it’s raining thanks to Mr Moult, wahey!