Half Man Half Biscuit – Dont Get Me Wrong Yvonne (Guitar)

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[Intro] E A F#m B E A F#m B E A F#m B E A F#m B [Verse 1]
    E  A  F#m  B         E  A  F#m  B
I assume         you’re aware

       E          A         F#m        B
It was me who was hovering around your bins

       E          A              F#m    B       E  A  F#m  B
It was me who was bothering your online friends

G               B    G                    B
 Everybody stay calm; nobody comes to any harm

E     A      F#m  B  E        A            F#m  B  E  A  F#m  B
 It’s just a torch   shooting out a little beam.
[Verse 2]
         E  A  F#m  B    E   A  F#m  B
And I suppose         in time

          E       A             F#m     B
You could be wild swimming in a far off tarn

E        A          F#m    B
 And by chance in a nearby barn

G                            B    G                     B
 But I’m not gonna know it’s you – I’m not gonna have a clue

E     A         F#m           B             E    A  F#m  B
 It’s all in my head, it will never come to pass.
E A F#m B [Chorus]
E   A                F#m    B
 Oh-oh, don’t get me wrong Yvonne

A                            F#m  B
I’m not holding out for your love

E   A               F#m   B
 Oh-oh, it’s just a song Yvonne

  A                B           E       F#m
Tomorrow you’ll be back in the arms of Clive

    A               B               E   B7
And I’ll be heading straight to the jug.
[Break] E A F#m B E A F#m B
A   E    A   E    G         F#m   B   B7
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh.
[Verse 3]
E  A       F#m            B           E     A  F#m  B
 I hold no grudge; I have nothing to avenge

E     A        F#m      B             E     A  F#m  B
 On a houseboat between Beckenham and Penge

G               B     G                           B
 I’m a low-born churl, the one who never gets the girl

E     A      F#m  B     E       A         F#m  B   E  A  F#m  B
 This rictus grin, it’s such an amateur veneer.
[Chorus]
E  A                F#m    B
Oh-oh, don’t get me wrong Yvonne

A                            F#m  B
I’m not holding out for your love

E  A               F#m   B
Oh-oh, it’s just a song Yvonne

  A                B           E       F#m
Tomorrow you’ll be back in the arms of Clive

    A               B               E   B7
And I’ll be heading straight to the jug.
[Instr] E A F#m B E A F#m B E A F#m B E A F#m B [Coda]
E      A      F#m    B     E      A      F#m   B
 Don’t get me wrong Yvonne – it’s just a song Yvonne

E      A      F#m    B     E      A      F#m   B
 Don’t get me wrong Yvonne – it’s just a song Yvonne

E      A      F#m    B     E      A      F#m   B
 Don’t get me wrong Yvonne – it’s just a song Yvonne

E      A      F#m    B     E      A      F#m  B
 Don’t get me wrong Yvonne – it’s just a song.
[Outro] E A F#m B E A F#m B E A F#m B E A F#m B7 E