Half Man Half Biscuit – Dickie Davies Eyes (Guitar)

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Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more

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And I'll more than likely kill you

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Moorcock, Moorcock, Michael Moorcock you fervently moan

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Is this a wok that you've shoved down my throat

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Or are you just pleased to see me?

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Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Planetarium.

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And all those people who you romantically

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Like to still believe are alive are dead

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So I'll wipe my snot on the arm of your chair

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As you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall.

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God I could murder a Cadbury's Flake

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But then I guess you wouldn't let me into heaven

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Or maybe you would 'cos their adverts promote oral sex

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A Romany bint in a field with her paints suggesting we faint at her beauty

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But she's got Dickie Davies eyes.

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And all those people who you romantically 

A                          D
Like to still believe are alive are dead

   A                        D
So I'll wipe my snot on the arm of your chair

       A                                    D
As you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall.

    A                    D
And all those people who you romantically 

A                          G        D
like to still believe are alive are dead

   A                        D
So I'll wipe my snot on the arm of your chair

       A                                    D
As you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall.