Half Man Half Biscuit – Children Of Apocalyptic Techstep (Guitar)

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    I’d like to flush the demons from out of her mind.

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 I’d like to flush the demons from out of her mind,

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 I’d like to rescue her from unicyclists,

              A                 E
Come on, come on, come on, come on

           F            E
Come on, begone futon begone,

           Bm               F            E          A  F E (x2)
Beyond the brook of eastern sages lies a stream.

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 A growing trend for people nowadays to say

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 “Don’t let my funeral be morose in any way”

   A     E         F           E
I, I, I, I, I will always hate them

          Bm                 F              E      A  F E (x4)
I ask you now please Rock of Ages Cleft for Me.

G#m         D                  A
  The forty-third brown sign today

           D              A
Tells me I could be on my way

             B             E
To England’s crudest water wheel:

           A              D
I’d rather take the bridleway

            A                 D
The one you turned down yesterday

           A                B             E
To be with he who rules the roost at barbecues.

A         E               A
 Too many psychopaths, oo-ooh

           E               D              A
Not enough cycle paths, oo-ooh,oo-ooh, oo-ooh.

         E               A
Too many psychopaths, oo-ooh

           E               D               A
Not enough cycle paths, oo-ooh, oo-ooh, oo-ooh.

D               A
Oo-ooh, oo-ooh, ooh

D       E       A
Oo-ooh, oo-ooh, ooh...........