Half Man Half Biscuit – Carry On Cremating (Guitar)

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We’re hardly the fruit from a well-tended banana tree

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We’re hardly the Bayeux in rock’s rich tapestry

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We were like two rubber ducks that passed each other in the bath

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I can sound like Wally out of Crossroads, Kath.

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She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey

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Alex Haley was adopted – that’s what’s called a disappointment.

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When England won the World Cup back in 1966

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Wembley must have been a sea of smiles

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Well I think Kenneth Wolstenholme summed up the moment really well

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When he said “Just look at Nobby Stiles” yeah.

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She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey

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Alex Haley was adopted – that’s what’s called a disappointment.

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Oh they’re still cremating Hattie Jacques, I am not surprised

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Come on now, let’s face it, she was fat

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It usually takes for ever trying to burn the grossly oversized

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Who would ever want to look like that?

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She had a face that could launch a thousand dredgers

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I could never get her on my portable TV.

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She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey

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Alex Haley was adopted – that’s what’s called a disappointment.