Half Man Half Biscuit – Baguette Dilemma For The Booker Prize Guy (Guitar)
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(intro) A D F D F Bb E (x4)
A D F D Well I’ve got a dead leg from kicking myself F Bb E For letting our friendship fade away A D F D Aloysius Umbongo N’Danga O’Reilly F Bb E Is hot on my heels with calamity powder. A D F D I saw you in Hoylake, edgy as ever F Bb E Up on the red rocks a-whooping and a-hollering A D F D Six civic dignitaries – idiots all F Bb E Heading out to Hilbre: I wouldn’t go that way. A D F D Dickheads in quicksand an hour from now F Bb E I should have a word but I’ve not had me dinner A D F D A place on the promenade’s got what I need F Bb E A Do I scream for the beadle or go for the ham? E A E Do I go for the ham? D E A A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy D E A A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy D E A A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy D E A D F D F Bb E (x2) A baguette dilemma. A D F D Flushed is the face that you hide in the lace F Bb E Of your mother’s mantilla, a bilious affair A D F D I’ve got a picture which nobody needs; F Bb E A picture of Lord Gort in his underwear. A D F D Out of the ordinary into the drains F Bb E Over the marshy Berwyn A D F D Ever the denizen never the norm F Bb E That’s all very well but you’ve still got to eat. A D F D I’ve heard Arthur and Omega’s “All You Can Stomach” F Bb E Is far and away your best bet A D F D You can eat in or take away F Bb E Your call, what do you say? A D F D If you snack on the hoof you’ll still get to catch F Bb E A The massed ranks of the RNLI E A E RNLI. D E A A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy D E A A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy D E A A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy D E A baguette dilemma.