Half Man Half Biscuit – Awkward Sean (Guitar)

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[Verse 1]
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Keith Muldoon said he was dead, murdered by a giraffe
Christine Payne said No, he’s alive – he lives in Haverfordwest” Chemtrail Brian has him in York getting dragged out of the Ouse AirWair boots, surgical gown, counter-majority views.
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Urbex Sean, hatchback Sean.
[Verse 2]
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We had Slade, we had the Sweet, Sean had Chicory Tip
We thought Cruyff, Pele or Best, Sean thought Muller or Maier We played pool; he would arrange beer mats into a tower That’s him there stood at the back, next to Anthony Power.
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Awkward Sean, awkward Sean,

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Semtex Sean, Home End Sean.
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 You’d call round but never go in; he’d always keep you for ages on the step

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As old Joe over the road pointed up at the roof

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I once heard Jennifer Hughes claim she’d been in the hallway and it stank

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And old Joe was over the road pointing up at the roof.
[Verse 3]
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Awkward Sean, are you alive? Are you still of a mind?
Javelin, discus, hammer and shot, twenty kilometre walk Pop-Tart Mark, King of the Arch swears down you were the best And Christine Paine is probably wrong: I bet you live in Haverfordeast!
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Awkward Sean, awkward Sean,

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Abstract Sean, Toe-clip Sean

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Red Star Sean, Kwai Chang Sean

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Night Time Sean, Rooftop Sean.