Half Man Half Biscuit – Architecture And Morality Ted And Alice (Guitar)
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[Verse 1]
Bb The wonderful dexterity of Hannu Mikkula Bb Makes me want to shake hands with the whole of Finland Bb But the horrible sincerity of Miriam Stoppard Bb Makes me want to go out and commit mass murder.
[Chorus]
Am Em Am I rang Jane Scott for a genuine friend, Em Am She was otherwise engaged so I looked round the bend Em Am I saw the wheels of nihilism rolling my way Em Am And now I live life in the bus lane Em Am Yeah, I live life in the bus lane.
[Verse 2]
Bb The halcyonic dynamo that lit up my childhood Bb Made me feel secure on the roads in winter Bb But the nauseating bashfulness of early Diana Bb Made me want to set fire to commemorative tea towels.
[Chorus 2]
Am Em Am I walked across the road with a peach in my hand Em Am A hammer hit my head and I couldn't understand Em Am Behind me stood a maniac laughing at me saying Em Am “I like to watch the adverts Em Am Yeah, I saw it in the adverts.
[Interlude]
C F G Dm You fold your grandma’s neck and smother her in custard C F C As a contribution to your folio F G Dm And the very next morning you take her into college C F C And the tutor with the beard and the polio F G Dm Says “Well yeah it’s got potential and it could well be essential C F C Bb But it should be more dramatic if you know what I mean”.
[Coda]
Fm Am D Have you tuned in to Radio Dada, every Friday evening at six in the morning? Bb Fm Am D Bb Scan the airwaves for Radio Dada – it goes something like this…..