Half Man Half Biscuit – 27 Yards Of Dental Floss (Ukulele)

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        C
Well. I told her that I thought life's too short

And we really should go for a ride; Paul's just phoned - the war's postponed So come on I've got the Plymouth outside.

    F
The sky's a bit dull but the fridge is full

Things could be a lot worse -

     C
It's not like you've been captured by Barbary corsairs,

        G7                         F
I said "let's head Winchester way" she said "been yeaterday"

C
27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile.

C
Fired by wine she was almost mine

'Til a fight broke out in the bar; Third Rate Les in his Burberry fez Had gone just a little too far,

F
Nailing down his baling wire to the laminate floor

   C
He sang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore,

        G7                             F
I said "would you like to go the zoo?" she said "yeah, but not with you"

C
27 yards of dental floss but she still won't give me a smile.

G7                 F 
I'm King Euphoria, she's Queen Victoria

C
27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile

    G7                          F
I'm clowning by the Serpentine, she's still drinking turpentine

C
Will she ever shine a light on me?