Half Man Half Biscuit – £2499 From Argos (Guitar)

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I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy

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I don’t do any good turns, I might go dizzy

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I’m a jet-foil skipper with a nautical growl

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Reprimanding on-tour drum technicians.

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We stand round in bus queues and die in midweek

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And even on clear days I can’t see the point

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But I wake up in places where jugglers have mates

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And Sylvian and Fripp discuss whippets.

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Pumped full of smack and with more to inject

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Come up and meet the new genius elect

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Who’s slumped in the corner for maximum effect

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Girl, he should spend a week being a Nordic ski widow.