Guided by Voices – A Contest Featuring Human Beings (Guitar)

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I drew up back when Mr. Skate came back from the attack

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The official fag saw the cake tossed into the lake

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  And he crossed that lake with his overpaid army

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Of rats and snakes on whiskey ships

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And they are right, they were alive

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They were fools, making rules

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For their entrance into the butchery pools

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Let them be and that's the lesson

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  An overworked dreamer and his cronies

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On minitracks and motorbikes

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And a contest featuring human beings

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And other less sprouts

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And other less sprouts