Green Day – Billie Joes Mom (Guitar)

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Well Billie Joe's Mom, she's the queen of all the acrobats,

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She can do the tricks that give the kids the shits,

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She can shoot green peas from her hairy frontal orafice,

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Do a double backflip and catch them on her t*ts!

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She's a great big son-of-a-b*tch, she's the twice the size of me!

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Got hair on her ar*e the like the branches of a tree,

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She can shoot, fight, fart, f*ck,

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fly a plane and drive a truck,

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She's the kinda girl I wanna marry!