Great White – Wasted Rock Ranger (Ukulele)

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Well, I'm a Wasted Rock Ranger, I live a life of danger

			     G
On the road to find a higher high

G
I don't need no one's affection, All I need is my injection,

				    C
My out of tune Les Paul will get me by

C
I've been doin' gigs since I was ten and really can't remember when

		          G
I ever had a dollar to my name

G
My ears are blown, my eyes are red, I've got big holes inside my head

				   C
From snorting too much crystal and cocaine

C
I have bennies with the mornin' toast, Qualudes with the evenin' roast

			     G
Assorted snorts of powder in between

G
I don't think a days gone by, That I wasn't drunk or high

			    C
It's the only way I keep my sanity

C
From Keggers Den to Hootersville, My flamming dreams have topped the bill

				   G
A thousand empty bottles earned my name

G
Endless dreams of one night stands, Sharing gigs with half-ass bands

			           C
And all the local groupies lay the same

C
Well I coulda' had a payin' job, workin' for some fucked up slob

		     G
Wife or family, true security

G
But I left that shit behind, With all that heavy metal grind

				     C
'Cause Rock & Roll is in my blood to stay (among other things...)

C
Hey! You're a Wasted Rock Ranger, You'll live a life of danger

			            G
Sing this song and follow it to the end

G
And when you reach number one **You can overdose for fun**

			      C
And go and visit Jimi and his friends

C
Hey! You're a Wasted Rock Ranger, You'll live a life of danger

			               G
Sing this song and follow it 'till the end

G
And when we reach number one  **We'll all overdose for fun**

				     C
And we'll hang out with Jimi and his friends  (Yee-Haa)