Goose – Im Writing A Novel (Guitar)

Key
-

Auto-scroll

Chords

[Intro] F [Verse 1]
 F
I ran down the road, pants down to my knees

 F7                                  F7
Screaming please come help me, that Canadian shaman gave a little to much to me

                  Bb                                 F
And I'm writing a novel because its never been done before
[Verse 2]
 F
First house that I saw, I wrote house up on the door

 F7                                       F7
And told the people who lived there they had to get out "cause my reality is realer than yours"

                              Bb                                   F
And there's no time in the present, and there's a black dog on the bed
[Verse 3]
 F
I went to the backyard to burn my only clothes

 F7                                      F7
And the dog ran out and said, "you can't turn nothing into nothingess with me no more"

              Bb                               F
Well I'm no doctor, but that monkey might be right

           C   Dm                           F
And if he is, I'll be walking him my whole life
[Solo] F Bb F Bb C Dm F [Verse 4]
 F
I rode to Malibu, on a dune buggy with Neil

F7                                        F7
He said, "you're gonna have to drown me on the beach if you ever want to write the real"

                 Bb                                    F
And I said I'm sorry, "Young man what was your name again?"
[Verse 5]
 F
Now everywhere I go, in West Hollywood

 F7                                                                           F7
Is filled with people pretending that they don't see the actress and the actress wishing that they could

                Bb                                          F
We could do ayahuasca, baby if I wasn't holding all these drinks
[Verse 6]
 F
Something 'bout the way, Violet whips her hair

 F7                                                          F7
That makes me empty my pockets holding court on the corner burning twenties as if I was the mayor

                            Bb                                            F
Well I don't need any new friends, mama but I could really use something to do

                         C  Dm                                      F
So if you're up for it sometime I swear you wouldn't have to be my muse
[Outro]
  F
Heidegger and Satre, drinking poppy tea

 F7                                         F7
I could've sworn last night I passed out in my van and these guys are pouring one for me

                    Bb                                  F
I never leave the canyon, cause I'm surrounded on all sides

                   C  Dm
By people writing novels and living on amusement rides