Glen Campbell – Divorce Me Cod (Guitar)

C                                               D7
I just bought me a greyhound ticket   I'm gonna use it at 4 p m

   G7                                C
So you can call your secret love and break the news to him

                                    D7
You thought your little romance was on the strict Q T

          F                 C   A7    D7       G7  C C7
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.  Divorce me C.O.D.

           F                 C
I won't be round to hear you cry

               D7                G7
Well I'm Texas bound and bye and bye

        C                       D7
You can reach me down in Dallas general delivery

          F                 C   A7   D7        G7  C
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.  Divorce me C.O.D.

 C                                D7
There's gonna come a day gal when you'll be feeling blue

       G7                                        C
You'll find that you can't pay your bills with a little  I.O.U.

                                D7
This dynamite your fooling with may be T.N.T.

          F         D       C   A7    D7       G7  C  C7
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.  Divorce me C.O.D.

           F                 C
No need to fall down on your knees

              D7          G7
'Cause I know all  my A.B.C.'s

       C                                D7
Well I ain't no college professor ain't got no P.H.D.

          F          D      C   A7  D7         G7  C
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.  Divorce me C.O.D.