Glee Cast – Sweet Transvestite (Ukulele)

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    How do you do, I

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    See you've met my

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   faithful handyman.

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   He's just a little brought down, Be-

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   -cause when you knocked

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    he thought you were the candyman.

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   Don't get strung out

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    by the way I look,

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    don't judge a book by its cover.

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    I'm not much of a girl

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    by the light of day,

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    but by night I'm one hell of a lover.

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I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.

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    Let me show you around, maybe

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    play you a sound,

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    you look like you're both pretty groovy.

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    Or if you want something visual

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    that's not too abysmal,

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    we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

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    Well, you got caught with a flat, well,

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    how 'bout that?

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    Well, babies, don't you panic.

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    By the light of the night,

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    when it all seems alright,

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    I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

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I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.

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    Why don't you stay for the night?  Night.

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    Or maybe a bite?  Bite.

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    I could show you my favorite obsession.

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    I've been making a man

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    with blond hair and a tan,

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    and he's good for relieving my tension.

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I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.

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I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.

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  So - come up to the lab,

G
  and see what's on the slab,

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  I see you shiver with antici...pation.

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  But maybe the rain

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  isn't really to blame,

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  so I'll remove the cause

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 (chuckles), but not the symptom.