Glee Cast – Sweet Transvestite (Guitar)

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E
D E
    How do you do, I

E G
    See you've met my

G A                  A E
    faithful handyman.

D E
    He's just a little brought down, Be-

E G
    cause when you knocked

G A                               A E
    he thought you were the candyman.

E
Don't get strung out

G
by the way I look,

A                           E
don't judge a book by its cover.

E
I'm not much of a girl

G
by the light of day,

A                                 E
but by night I'm one hell of a lover.

           B7                      A                      E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.

E
Let me show you around, maybe

G
play you a sound,

A                                     E
you look like you're both pretty groovy.

E
Or if you want something visual

G
that's not too abysmal,

A                                        E                                     
we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

E
Well, you got caught with a flat, well,

G
how 'bout that?

A                        E
Well, babies, don't you panic.

       E
By the light of the night,

        G
when it all seems alright,

     A
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

           B7                      A                   E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.

D E
   Why don't you stay for the night?  Night.

E G
   Or maybe a bite?  Bite.

G A                                       A E
   I could show you my favorite obsession.

D E
   I've been making a man

E G
   with blond hair and a tan,

G A                               A E
   and he's good for relieving my         tension.

           B7                      A                  E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.

           B7                      A                  E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.
[Spoken]
E
So - come up to the lab,

G
and see what's on the slab,

E
I see you shiver with antici...pation.

G
But maybe the rain

E
isn't really to blame,

A
so I'll remove the cause

E
(chuckles), but not the symptom.