Gerry & The Pacemakers – The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine (Guitar)

     D               F
I'll be big bright green

C N.C.             D
 Pleasure machine

D
Do people have a tendency to go for you?

                                        C
Does your group have more cavities than theirs?

   D
Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?

                                       C
Do you sleep alone when other sleep in pairs?

Bb
Well there's no need to complain

         A
We'll eliminate your pain

       G
We can neutralize your brain

             A
You'll feel just fine, now

      D   F N.C.
Buy a big bright green

C N.C.             D
  Pleasure machine

D
Do figures of authority just shoot you down?

                                    C
Is life within the business world a drag?

         D
Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around

                                   C
To find yourself a more productive bag?

        Bb
Are you worried and distressed?

          A
Can't you seem to get no rest?

        G
Put our product to the test

             A
You'll feel just fine, now

      D   F N.C.
Buy a big bright green

C N.C.
  Pleasure machine

A                       G
You better hurry up and order one

    E7                     A
Our limited supply is very nearly gone

       D
Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate?

                                           C
Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball?

        D
Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late?

                                      C
Are you looking for a way to chuck it all?

            Bb
But you can end your daily strife

     A
At a reasonable price

               G
You've seen it advertised in Life

             A
You'll feel just fine, now

      D   F N.C.
Buy a big bright green

C N.C.
  Pleasure machine