George Strait – Cheaper Than A Shrink (Guitar)

      F
I was sittin' in a chair at the H&R Block.

     F7                          Bb
Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock.

       C                                    C7
Said, "I've tallied up your numbers for the end of the year,

         F                               G#
And son, you've spent a small fortune on liquor and beer."

Bb   
Cheaper than a shrink.

F
You don't have to think.

Bb       C
You just   pour and drink.

F                        Bb
It's sixteen-fifty for a bottle of Jack,

   F
No pouring out your heart to some high-dollar quack.

                                           F7
And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun.

    Bb
And it's cheaper than a shrink.

F
  You don't have to think.

G#       C
You just pour and drink.

    F
Aw, it's cheaper than a shrink.

F                                      
Now me and her had this little problem between us.

                                 Bb
Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus.

           C
She said, "Honey, I think we need to see a marital counselor."

         F                                          G#
I said, "All we need to do is slam a case of twelve-ouncers."

Bb
Cheaper than a shrink.

F                       
You don't have to think.

         C
You just pour and drink.

      F                          Bb       F
About eighteen bucks 'll get you four six-packs.

                                              Bb
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.

       G#                           F          Bb
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done.

            F                              F7
And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun.

         Bb
And it's cheaper than a shrink.

F
You don't have to think.

         C
You just pour and drink.

           F                      C# 
Yeah, it's cheaper than a shrink.

                 Bb                    C#
If liquor prices soared as high as gasoline,

F                                         G#
I'd a quit drinkin' back when I was nineteen.

         Bb
It's the oldest most proven form of therapy.

Bb7                            C7
The best thing about it far as I can see is that it's ;

Bb
Cheaper than a shrink.

F
You don't have to think.

G#       C
You just pour and drink.

         F
And it's cheaper than a shrink.

G#           C
Aw, you just pour and drink.

           F
And it's a whole lot cheaper                                          

                                                      C F 
Than some big town, clock hound, drag you down shrink.