George Jones – Nothing Ever Hurt Me Half As Bad As Losing You (Ukulele)

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Well I've had a splitting headache from my eyebrows to my backbone

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Arthritis appendicitis brights disease and gall stones

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Bleeding ulcers ingrown toe nails swollen adenoids

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The Asian flu a time or two and inflamed vocal chords

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I've had a toothache so severe my jawbone split in two

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But nothing's ever hurt me half as bad as losing you

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Well I've had the lit end of a cigar pressed against my belly

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Whipped on with a crowbar till my eyeball turned to jelly

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Accidentally nailed my index finger to the wall

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Cut off all my toes and soaked my foot in alcohol

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I've had my pelvis ruptured by an angry kangaroo

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But nothing's ever hurt me half as bad as losing you

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Well it's not because you measure fifty twenty forty four

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It's surely not because you own a chain of liquor stores

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It's not because your daddy is the richest man in town

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It's just that I've grown used to you and having you around

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I've had my parents tell me son we don't love you at all

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I've seen my sister's name written on a washroom wall

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My best friend set my barn on fire burned my horse to death

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I went out with a girl who told me that I had bad breath

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Last week I drew a crowd when I went to the city zoo

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But nothing's ever hurt me half as bad as losing you