Frank Zappa – Why Does It Hurt When I Pee (Guitar)

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[Verse]

A5              G5        F5   F5  G5
[tab]A5              G5        F5   F5  G5
[tab]  E5            F5                 G5        E5
I don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me

A5              G5      D5
Why does it hurt when i pee?

     D5    Dsus  D
e|--------------------------|
B|-----------8~~---7~~------|
G|--(7~~)--7~~---7~~---7~~--|
D|--(7~~)-------------------|
A|--(5~~)-------------------|
E|--------------------------|

  A5              G5      F5   F5  G5
I got it from the toilet seat

  A5               G5     F5   F5  G5
I got it from the toilet seat

   E5           F5     [N.C.]          E5
It jumped right up and grabbed my meat

A5              G5     D5
Got it from the toilet seat

[First guitar]
    D5             D5          D
e|-------10~---12~---13~---14~---------|
B|-------------------------------------|
G|--10/11~---12~---13~---14~-----------|
D|-------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------|

                                     E5          F5             G5            E5   A5  D5  D5
e|--12-------------------10--|    |-------------------------------------------11TR12TR11TR12TR11--|
B|-----13-12-13-10-12-13-----| x8 |-------7-9~~---------8-10~~---------10-12----------------------|
G|---------------------------|    |--9--9--------10--10---------12--12----------------------------|
D|---------------------------|    |---------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------|    |---------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------|    |---------------------------------------------------------------|

[Second guitar]
e|-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|
G|--9--------------------|
D|----10-9-10-7-10-9-10--|
A|-----------------------|
E|-----------------------|

[Third guitar]
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------5-7~~-------7-5-------------2~~-----3~~-----5~~-----2~~----|
A|----------5-7-8-----------------8-7-5-------2~~-----3~~-----5~~-----2~~----|
E|--1-5-7-8-----------------------------8-7-5-0~~-----1~~-----3~~-----0~~----|

D5   D5
Ooooooh!

[Verse]

   A5                G5         F5  (Rattle)
My balls feel like a pair of maracas

   A5                   G5      F5   F
My balls feel like a pair of maracas

         E5       F5      [n.c]               E5
Oh god i probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!

   A5                G5         D5
My balls feel like a pair of maracas

              C5
Ai-eee-ai-eee-ahhhh!

[Outro]

A5
Why does it

A5
Why does it

A5
Why does it

A5          C5     F5     G5
Why does it hurt...when...I

e|--7h8p7p5\3h5--|
B|---------------|
G|---------------|
D|---------------|
A|---------------|
E|---------------|

A5
Peeeeeeee?