Frank Zappa – Montana (Guitar)

A/B                          B
     I might be movin' to Montana soon

A/B                             B
     Just to raise me up a crop   of Dental Floss

Em  Em                 D
       Raisin' it up

Em  Em                 F#m7
       Waxin’ it down

A5                         Bm7
     In a little white box I can

A    A Bm7 Bm7 Bm7
sell uptown

Bb/C
     By myself I wouldn't have no boss, but I'd be

Emi7       Em7 A7 Dm7    G
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss

Ebdim             E
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss

E                    G
(ensemble riff)

A/B
     Well I just might grow me some bees

B
  But I'd leave the sweet stuff for

A/B            B
somebody else   but then on the other hand I would

Em  Em                 D
         Keep the wax

Em  Em                      F#m7
        And melt it down

A                   Bm7      A    A  Bm7   Bm7  Bm7
   Pluck some Floss     and swish it aroun'

Bb/C
   I'd have me a crop (do do do do do do do do do do)

          Em7   A7                 Fm7               Bb7
 An' it'd be on top that’s why I’m moving to Montana

B11
Movin' to Montana soon, gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon

B11
Movin' to Montana soon, gonna be a Mental-Toss flycoon

Bsus
I'm pluckin' the old dental floss

Bsus
       That's growin' on the prairie

Bsus                       Asus
Pluckin' the floss!        I plucked all

D/E
day an' all night an' all afternoon...

Bsus
I'm ridin' a small tiny horse

Bsus
        his name is Mighty Little

Bsus              Asus
He's a good horse even though

B/C#
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or

D/E
Blanket on anyway

Asus
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or

Asus       Gsus
Blanket on anyway

Bsus
Any way    (ensemble riff)

Bsus
I'm pluckin' the old Dental Floss

D/E         Bsus
(ensemble riff)

C/D
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

D/E
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

A/B                         B
  I'm gonna find me a horse   just about this big

A/B                                    B
     An' ride him all along the border line with a

Em  Em                     D
        Pair of heavy-duty

Em  Em                         F#m7
    Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand

A                              Bm
    Every other wrangler would say I was

A   A    Bm7          Bm7  Bm7
   I was mighty grand

C/Bb
By myself I wouldn't have no boss but I'd be

Em7        Em7 A7 Dm7    G7
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss

Ebdim                    E
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss

E                 G      G
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss, well I might

A/B                   B
Ride along the border   With my tweezers gleamin' in the

A/B                    B
Moon-lighty night                            And then I'd

Esus Esus                    F#sus
       Get a cuppa coffee

Esus Esus                              F#sus
           and give my foot a push...

Dsus                            Bsus
     Just me and the pygmy pony over by the

Asus Asus       Bsus Bsus Bsus
Den- tal  Floss Bush

Bb/C
   And then I might just (ensemble riff) jump back on and

Em7          A7     Fm7      Bb7
 ride like a cowboy into the dawn to Montana

B11
Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

D/E
Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)