Frank Zappa – Dinah-Moe Humm (Guitar)

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I couldn't say where she's comin' from,

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But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm.

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She strolled on over, said, "look here, bum,

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Me got a forty-dollar bill saying you can't make me cum - you just can't do it."

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She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb,

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She could prove it any time all men was scum.

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I don't mind that she called me a bum,

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But I knew right away she was really gonna cum, so I got down to it.

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I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb

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And applied rotation on her sugar plum

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I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb

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But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm

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Dinah-Moe Humm

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Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm,

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Where's this Dinah-Moe comin' from?

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I done spent three hours and I ain't got a crumb

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From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe,

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From the Dinah-Moe Humm.

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Got a spot that gets me hot, ow!

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And you ain't been to it (No, no, no, no!)

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Got a spot that gets me hot, ow!

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And you ain't been to it (No, no, no!)

      E
Got a spot that gets me hot,

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But you ain't been to it (No, no, no, no!)

      E
Got a spot that gets me hot,

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But you ain't been to it (No!)

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Cause I can't get into it unless I get out of it,

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And I gotta get out of it before I get into it,

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Cause I never get into it unless I get out of it,

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And I gotta be out of it to get myself into it.

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She looked over at me with a glazed eye,

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And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area,

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And she said, "just get me wasted and you're half-way there,

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Cause if my mind's tore up then my body don't care."

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I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin and said

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"My-my-my, what sort of thing might this lady get high upon?"

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I checked out her sister who was holdin' the bet,

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And wondered what kind of trip the young lady was on.

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The forty-dollar bill didn't matter no more,

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When her sister got naked and laid on the floor.

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She said, "Dinah-Moe might win the bet,

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But she could use a little (ow) if I wasn't done yet."

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I told her, "just because the sun want a place in the sky,

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No reason to assume I wouldn't give her a try."

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So I pulled on her hair, got her legs in the air,

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And asked if she had any cooties in there.

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(Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!)

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She was buns-up kneelin', (buns up!)

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I was wheelin' 'n dealin', (wheelin' and dealin' and ooh)

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She surrender to the feelin', (she sweetly surrendered)

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And she started in to squealin'.

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Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed,

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With her lips just a-twitchin' and her face gone red.

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Some drool rollin' down from the edge of her chin,

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While she spied the condition her sister was in.

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She quivered and quaked, and clutched at herself,

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While her sister made a joke about her mental health,

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Till Dinah-Moe finally did give in

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But I told her all she really needed was some discipline.

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Kiss my aura, Dora.

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Mmm, it's real angora.

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Would y'all like some more-a?

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Right here on the flora?

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And how 'bout you, Fauna? You wanna?

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Mmm sound like you're chokin' on somethin'. (oh)

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Did you say you want some more?

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Well, here's some more!

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(Oh, baby)

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Oh, sure look,

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You think I could interest you

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In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

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(That's it, tweezers)

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Mmm, tweezers!

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Wait a minute, let me sterilize 'em, give me your lighter.

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I couldn't say where she's comin' from,

      E                     D         A
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm.

    E                        F#
She strolled on over, said, "look here, bum,

         E                         D                A
Me got a forty-dollar bill saying you can't make me cum - you just can't do it."

  E                            F#
I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb

      E                         D        A
And applied rotation on her sugar plum

    E                        F#
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb

         E                D          A
And you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm!

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Dinah-Moe Humm.

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Some Dinah-Moe, and a little Dinah-Moe,

     A                       G
And some Dinah-Moe, and some Dinah-Moe,

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And some Dinah-Moe, and a little Dinah-Moe,

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And some Dinah-Moe, and some Dinah-Moe,

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And some Dinah-Moe, and a Dinah-Moe again,

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And Dinah-Moe, and Dora too, lil' Dinah 'n Dora,

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And Dinah-Moe, Kiss my aura, Dinah-Moe.#