Frank Zappa – Cosmik Debris (Guitar)
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[Intro]
Cm7 Fm7 Bb
[Verse 1]
Bb Cm The Mystery Man came over Cm Cm7 Fm7 Bb An' he said: "I'm outta sight!" Bb Cm He said, for a nominal service charge Cm Cm7 Fm7 Bb I could reach Nirvana tonight Bb Cm If I was ready, willing and able Cm Cm7 Fm6 Bb To pay him his regular fee Bb Cm He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs Cm And devote his attention to me
[Chorus]
Cm But I said Cm Dm Eb Dm N.C. Look here brother Cm Dm Eb Dm C7 Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?! C7 Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? Cm Dm Eb Dm G7 Look here brother G7 Cm Don't you waste your time on me
[Interlude]
Cm7 Fm7 Bb
[Verse 2]
Bb Cm The Mystery Man got nervous Cm Cm7 Fm7 Bb An' he fidget around a bit Bb Cm He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe Cm Cm7 Fm7 Bb And he whipped out a shaving kit Bb Cm Now, I thought it was a razor Cm Cm7 Fm7 Bb And a can of foamin' goo Bb Cm But he told me right then when the top popped open Cm Cm7 Fm7 Bb There was nothin' his box won't do Bb Cm With the oil of Aphrodite Cm Cm7 Fm7 Bb An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo Bb Cm He said: "You might not believe this, little fella Cm But it'll cure your Asthma too!"
[Chorus]
Cm And I said Cm Dm Eb Dm N.C. Look here brother Cm Dm Eb Dm C7 Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?! C7 Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway? Cm Dm Eb Dm G7 Look here brother G7 Cm Don't you waste your time on me
Cm7 Fm7 Bb
Bb
Don't waste yer time[Solo]
Cm Fm Cm Bb Fm Cm
Bb
[Verse 3]
Bb Cm I've got troubles of my own, I said Cm Cm7 Fm7 Bb An' you can't help me out Bb Cm So take your meditations and your preparations Cm N.C. An' ram it up yer snout N.C. G7 Cm "BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!," he said Cm An' held it to the light Bb Cm So I snatched it all away from him Cm An' I showed him how to do it right
Fm G7 Cm
Cm F I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head Cm F Cm So I'd look like I was Deep Cm F I said some Mumbo Jumbos then Cm F Cm An' told him he was goin' to sleep Cm F I robbed his rings and pocket watch Cm F Cm And everything else I found Cm F I had that sucker hypnotized Cm F Cm He couldn't even make a sound Cm F I proceeded to tell him his future then Cm F As long as he was hanging around Cm I said "The price of meat has just gone up Cm An' yer ol' lady has just gone down..."
[Chorus]
Cm Dm Eb Dm N.C. Look here brother Cm Dm Eb Dm C7 Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? C7 Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho? C7 G7 Don't you know? G7 You could make more money as a butcher Fm Cm So don't you waste your time on me C Cm7/Eb F G#7/F# G7 Cm7 Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me Cm7 Ohm shanti, ohm shanti, ohm shanti-ohm Cm7 Shanti