Frank Zappa – Cosmik Debris (Guitar)

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[Intro] Cm7 Fm7 Bb [Verse 1]
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The Mystery Man came over

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An' he said: "I'm outta sight!"

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He said, for a nominal service charge

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I could reach Nirvana tonight

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If I was ready, willing and able

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To pay him his regular fee

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He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs

Cm
And devote his attention to me
[Chorus]
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But I said

Cm   Dm   Eb Dm    N.C.
Look here brother

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Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?!

C7
Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?

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Look here brother

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Don't you waste your time on me
[Interlude] Cm7 Fm7 Bb [Verse 2]
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The Mystery Man got nervous

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An' he fidget around a bit

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He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe

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And he whipped out a shaving kit

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Now, I thought it was a razor

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And a can of foamin' goo

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But he told me right then when the top popped open

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There was nothin' his box won't do

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With the oil of Aphrodite

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An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo

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He said: "You might not believe this, little fella

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But it'll cure your Asthma too!"
[Chorus]
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And I said

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Look here brother

Cm  Dm  Eb               Dm       C7
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?!

C7
Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway?

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Look here brother

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Don't you waste your time on me
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Bb
Don't waste yer time
[Solo] Cm Fm Cm Bb Fm Cm Bb [Verse 3]
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I've got troubles of my own, I said

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An' you can't help me out

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So take your meditations and your preparations

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An' ram it up yer snout

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"BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!," he said

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An' held it to the light

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So I snatched it all away from him

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An' I showed him how to do it right
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I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head

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So I'd look like I was Deep

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I said some Mumbo Jumbos then

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An' told him he was goin' to sleep

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I robbed his rings and pocket watch

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And everything else I found

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I had that sucker hypnotized

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He couldn't even make a sound

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I proceeded to tell him his future then

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As long as he was hanging around

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I said "The price of meat has just gone up

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An' yer ol' lady has just gone down..."
[Chorus]
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Look here brother

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Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?

C7
Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?

C7                G7
Don't you know?

G7
You could make more money as a butcher

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So don't you waste your time on me

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Don't waste it,    don't waste your time on me

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Ohm shanti, ohm shanti, ohm shanti-ohm

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Shanti