Fountains of Wayne – The Man In The Santa Suit (Guitar)

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At the koc local 313

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There's a fat man standing by the soda machine

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And he knows, he knows, he knows

            E
Life can be funny

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He calls the hair salon says put Loretta on

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Cause the mall just called and said the last guy's gone

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And I know, I know, God knows

            E
We need the money

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And he's a big red cherry

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But it's hard to be merry

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When the kids are all laughing

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Saying hey it's Jerry Garcia

         B
Ain't he cute?

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The man in the santa suit

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And all the moms in town they bring their brats around

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But they can't sit still or keep their rootbeer down

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Now it's up, hey how 'bout that

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It looks like a milkshake

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Now Jimmy's grown this year says Mommy quick come here

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Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer

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And he says, kid shut your mouth

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You give me a headache

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And he's jolly and hairy

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But it's hard to be merry

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When the guys at the bar

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say he looks like a fairy, but he's doing it

             B
Just for the loot

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The man in the santa suit