Flight of the Conchords – You Dont Have To Be A Prostitute (Guitar)

Am                 Am(maj7)
It's a cold night, beneath the street light

Am7
There's a man whose pants are too tight

Dm         E7
Oh no, his pants are too tight (my pants are too tight)

Am               Am(maj7)
He stands there, an empty stare

Am7                                          Dm
Trying to make enough money for his cab fare home

Dm             E7
He'll have to walk home tonight (don't have enough for the ride)

Am                     Am(maj7)
The streets are cruel, he tries to act cool

Am7
He goes to work with only his one tool

Dm      E7
You can put away your tool, Jemaine

C                 G    F
You don't have to be a prostitute, no no no no no

C           G            F
You can say no to being a man hoe, a male gigolo

C                 G    F
You don't have to be a prostitute, no no no no no

C           G             F
You can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, rent boy, bro ho

C        G           F   
He can't see his way out (i cannot see my way out)

C        G           F   
He can't see his way out (male prostitution seems to be my only option)

C        G           F
He can't see his way out (i cannot see my way out)

C        G           F
He can't see his way out (no no no no)

Am                         Am(maj7)
He's selling cheap thrills, to pay expensive bills

Am7
But check your resume, you must have some other skills

Dm     E7
Do you have any other skills? Like typing?

Am            Am(maj7)
They see him, wanted to please them

Am7
Wanted to play them but they don't even pay him

Dm             E7
Oh no no, they don't think he's worth it at all

Am                           Am(maj7)
Though they're unknown, he tries to bring them home

Am7
Maybe it'd be okay if he lived alone

Dm             E7
Ooh you have a room mate Jemaine, don't bring them home