Flight of the Conchords – Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor (Guitar Tab)
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Going to the party
e|--7------| B|--9------| G|--8------| D|--6------| A|--6------| E|---------|
Sipping on Bacardi
e|----6---| B|----7---| G|----6---| D|----8---| A|----6---| E|--------|
Wanna meet a hottie
e|---------| B|-----7---| G|-----8---| D|-----9---| A|-----9---| E|-----7---|
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
e|----------| B|----9-----| G|----10----| D|----11----| A|----11----| E|----9-----|
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
e|--7------| B|--9------| G|--8------| D|--6------| A|--6------| E|---------|
They're on leave from the army
e|----6---| B|----7---| G|----6---| D|----8---| A|----6---| E|--------|
The only boobs I'll see tonight will be
e|---------| B|-----7---| G|-----8---| D|-----9---| A|-----9---| E|-----7---|
made of origami
e|----------| B|----9-----| G|----10----| D|----11----| A|----11----| E|----9-----|
(Brett's part)
Tell the fellas, make it understood e|-4------| B|-4------| G|-4------| D|-4------| A|-6------| E|-4------| It ain't no good if there's too much wood e|-----2-----| B|-----4-----| G|-----3-----| D|-----4-----| A|-----x-----| E|-----4-----| Make sure you know before you go e|---2----------| B|---2----------| G|---4----------| D|---3----------| A|---4----------| E|---4----------| The dance floor bro-hoe ratio e|----2-------------------4-| B|----4-------------------6-| G|----4-------------------6-| D|----4-------------------6-| A|----2-------------------4-| E|----2-------------------4-| Five to one, it's a brodeo e|-4------| B|-4------| G|-4------| D|-4------| A|-6------| E|-4------| Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go e|-----2-----| B|-----4-----| G|-----3-----| D|-----4-----| A|-----x-----| E|-----4-----| Wait outside all night to find e|---2----------| B|---2----------| G|---4----------| D|---3----------| A|---4----------| E|---4----------| Twenty dudes in a conga line e|----2-------------------4-| B|----4-------------------6-| G|----4-------------------6-| D|----4-------------------6-| A|----2-------------------4-| E|----2-------------------4-|
This is only half the song.