Flight of the Conchords – Robots (Guitar)

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Robots - Flight of the Conchords chords [Intro]: Am C

Am                  C
The distant future, the year 2000

Am                  
The distant future, the year 2000

C
The distant future, the distant future

[Verse 1]:

Am
It is the distant future, the year 2000

We are robots The world is quite different ever since The robotic uprising of the late nineties There is no more unhappiness, affirmative We no longer say yes, instead we say affirmative Yes, affir-affirmative Unless we know the other robot really well There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants Well, there's no more elephants, so ah, but still it's good There's only one kind of dance, the robot And the robo-boogie Oh and the ro, two kind of dances But there are no more humans

Am      N.C      
Finally robotic beings rule the world

[Chorus 1]:

               Am
The humans are dead,

               Dm
The humans are dead,

                  C
We used poisonous gasses,

                      Dm
And we poisoned their asses

               Am
The humans are dead (The humans are dead),

               Dm
The humans are dead (They look like they're dead),

             C
It had to be done (I'll just confirm that they're dead),

                      Dm               N.C
So that we could have fun (Affirmative, I poked one, it was dead).

[Post Chorus] :

      F                     G
Their system of oppression, What did it lead to?

       Dm                 C
Global robo-depression, Robots ruled by people

         F                          G
They had so much aggression that we just had to kill them,

        F                 E7
Had to shut their systems down.

[Verse 2]:

Am
Robo captain, do you not realize

That by destroying the human race Because of their destructive tendencies We too have become like, well it's ironic because we.. Silence, destroy him! [Post Chorus 2] :

      F                                 G
After time we grew strong and developed cognitive powers

             Dm                       C
They made us work for too long, for unreasonable hours

    F                                 G
Our program being determined that the most efficient answer

       F                              E7
Was to shut their motherboard fucking systems down.

[Bridge] :

Dm            G
Can't we just talk to the humans?

  C                          F
A little understanding could make things better,

Bb                                             E7       N.C
Can't we talk to the humans and work together, no? (No because they are dead).

[Chorus 2]

                      Am
I said the humans are dead (I'm glad they are dead),

               Dm
The humans are dead (I noticed they're dead),

                  C
We used poisonous gasses (With traces of lead),

                      Dm                          
And we poisoned their asses (Actually their lungs, binary solo!).

[Binary Solo] :

Am
0000001,

Dm
00000011,

C
000000111,

Dm
00001111,

Am
0000001,

Dm
00000011,

C
000000111,

Dm    N.C
C'mon sucker lick my battery.

[Outro] :

Am      Dm
Boogie, boogie, (The humans are)

C       Dm
Boogie, robo boogie, (The humans are)

Am      Dm
Boogie, boogie, (Robo boogie)

C       Dm
Boogie, robo boogie.

Am      Dm
Boogie, boogie, (The humans are)

C       Dm
Boogie, robo boogie, (The humans are)

Am      Dm
Boogie, boogie, (Robo boogie)

C       Dm                          Am
Boogie, robo boogie (The humans are dead)

N.C                                        Am
Once again without emotion, the humans are dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dea..