Flight of the Conchords – Mutha Uckas (Guitar)

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-----------------........................... *from Episode 7 (2007)* [Intro] Am C F E [Chorus 1]
Am                                  C
Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-

        F
There's too many mutha uckas,

               E7
Uckin, with my shi-, uckin, with my shi-

Am
 Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-

F                     E7
 How many mutha uckas? Too many to count, mutha uckas.
[Verse 1]
Am
 I pay my mutha uckin' rent fortnightly,

F
 Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me.

Am
 And I'm out for my account, 'cos out on A.P,

F  N.C.
 On AP... yeah, you know me.

Am
 Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee,

F
 Makes my payment short my rent comes back to me,

Am
 Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty,

F
 So you'll see me 'cos of your mutha uckin' fee,

Am
 Read the words on my ATM slip, it said;

      F
We're all mutha uckas and we're uckin' with your shi-, come on!
[Chorus 2]
Am
 Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
My transaction shi-!
        F
There's too many mutha uckas,

               E7
Uckin, with my shi-; my weekly statement shi-!

Am
 Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
With my balance shi-!
F                     E7
 How many mutha uckas? Too many to count, mutha uckas.
[Verse 2]
Am
 The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin' grocery,

    F
The mutha ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi.

    Am
The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious,

F
 Cut the cra-... I need my red delicious.

Am
 Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid,

      F
Gonna dice the mutha ucka,
Like a mutha uckin' fruit salad.
Am
 Then... Granny Smith...

F
 ...An avocado... B-... -A...

Am
 ...A mango...

F
 Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!
[Chorus 3]
Am
 Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
I'm gonna juice the mutha ucka.
        F
There's too many mutha uckas,

               E7
Uckin, with my shi-; he's gonna wake up in a smoothie.

Am
 Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my...
N.C. (*Beatboxing) Everybody come on!
Am                                    N.C.
 Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shh...
CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- Am F E7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x02210 133211 020100 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2008 ([email protected])