Flight of the Conchords – Mutha Uckas (Guitar)

Am                                  C
Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-

        F
There's too many mutha uckas,

               E7
Uckin, with my shi-, uckin, with my shi-

Am
 Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-

F                     E7
 How many mutha uckas? Too many to count, mutha uckas.

Am
 I pay my mutha uckin' rent fortnightly,

F
 Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me.

Am
 And I'm out for my account, 'cos out on A.P,

F  N.C.
 On AP... yeah, you know me.

Am
 Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee,

F
 Makes my payment short my rent comes back to me,

Am
 Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty,

F
 So you'll see me 'cos of your mutha uckin' fee,

Am
 Read the words on my ATM slip, it said;

      F
We're all mutha uckas and we're uckin' with your shi-, come on!

Am
 Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-

        F
There's too many mutha uckas,

               E7
Uckin, with my shi-; my weekly statement shi-!

Am
 Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-

F                     E7
 How many mutha uckas? Too many to count, mutha uckas.

Am
 The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin' grocery,

    F
The mutha ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi.

    Am
The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious,

F
 Cut the cra-... I need my red delicious.

Am
 Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid,

      F
Gonna dice the mutha ucka,

Am
 Then... Granny Smith...

F
 ...An avocado... B-... -A...

Am
 ...A mango...

F
 Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!

Am
 Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-

        F
There's too many mutha uckas,

               E7
Uckin, with my shi-; he's gonna wake up in a smoothie.

Am
 Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my...

Am                                    N.C.
 Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shh...