Flight of the Conchords – Iain And Deanna (Guitar Live)
Capo 5
Key
-
Versions
(3)
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
Tabbed by Fatmo
Tuning: E A D G B E
Chords:
Em 022000
G 320033
C x32013
D xx0323
B7 x21202
I've added 3rd fret on high E on the C chord (unsure of the chord name)
* denotes strum once
** denotes muted chords
Capo 5th fret
[Intro]
e|------3---2---0---3---3---2---0---0---3---2---0---2---2---2---2-------| B|------------------3---3---3---3---1---1---1---1---3---3---0---0-------| G|--------------------------------------------------2---2---2---2-------| X2 D|--2---2---2---2-------------------2---2---2---2-----------1---1-------| A|--2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---3---3---3---3-----------2---2-------| E|------------------3---3---3---3---x---x---x---x---x---x---x---x-------|
Bret continues with the intro pattern on each verse
[Verse 1]
Em G You walk into the office in your corporate attire C D B7 It's only morning tea time yet I'm burning with desire Em G I'll catch you in the corridor, a smart casual blouse C D B7 You brush past my cubical, I'm instantly aroused Em G I watched you at your desk this morning, filling out some spreadsheets C D B7 I could not help but picture you spread out on my bed sheets Em G I watch you from the water cooler, talking to finance C D B7 I had to take my paper cup and pour it down my pants Em G Well, let's get out of these clothes C Let's get out of this office D Is that a tent in your pants? B7 Em No, that's a two-bedroom cottage G C Gonna feel your boober in the back of the Uber D B7 I'm going to play with your jacksie while you pay for the taxi Em G Well, you look good in that skirt C And you look good in that shirt D Well, you look so good it hurts B7 And then we... uh-uh!
[Bridge 1]
Em G C Ooh, just two irresistible forces D B7 The tension is mounting Em G C Ooh, I'm Deanna from human resources D B7 And I'm Ian from accounting
[Verse 2]
Em* Well, you've waxed your legs G* Your legs are looking smooth C* Your legs are looking fine D B7 Uh, uh, ooh, uh Em G I've only waxed one leg C The left leg, then I ran out of time D B7 Well, you've got one hot leg Em G You're intoxicating, you smell so sweet C It's like confectionery D B7 Thanks, it's my deodorant Em You've been learning big words G From a big word book C A dictionary? D B7 Yeah, that's it, thanks Em You've removed your clothes G And my underclothes C You look good nude? D B7 Yeah, I do Em* G* 'Cause I had a spray tan, been working on my pecks C* And I trimmed my pubes D* B7* And they're the perfect length of pube, oh
[Chorus]
Em G Can't fight this fire C Can't fight this feeling D Let's take it higher B7 Em I'm gonna spunk on the ceiling G C You can touch my boobies, like they do in rude movies D B7 As when we're finished we'll have to replace all the duvets Em G C Ooh, it's just human nature D B7 Yeah, it's a primal calling Em G C Ooh, I'm Deanna, Deanna from HR D B7 And I'm Ian from accounting Em G C Ooh, can't put out this fire D B7 No, not even with a fountain Em G C Ooh, we are bound my human desire D B7 And I'm Ian from accounting
(Brets funky guitar solo over Em G C D B7 x4)
e|----------------------------------------------------------| B|—5---3--5--3---0-----------------0-3-0-3-0-3-5--------—---| G|---4-------—------2---0---2---0---------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------| e|---------------------------------------3-5--*improvise around*-3-5-7-10| B|—5---3--5--3---0-----------------0-3-5--------------------------5-—----| G|---4-------—------2---0---2---0----------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| followed by Germaines bass line e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------2---2---2---2---0---0---2---2-| A|---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---3---3---3---3---0---0---1---1---| E|-0---0---0---0---3---3---3---3-------------------------------------|
[Verse 3 muted]
Em** You've been learning sex moves G** 'Cause you just touched my nips C** D** Yes, I've been reading Cosmo for clothes advice and sex tips C** B7** Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex tips C** B7** Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex tips
N.C.
Hey girls, spice things up
Try touching his nips. Oh!
[Chorus 2]
Em G We couldn't fight this fire C Couldn't fight this feeling D We took it higher B7 Now let's wipe off the ceiling Em G We should go back to work C Well, I've got spunk on my shirt D I'm going to wipe down the ottoman B7 Ooh, that I had my bottom on Em G I had a good time Ian C Ah, I had a great time Deanna D We should throw out that rug
I wouldn't eat that banana
[Outro]
Em G C Ooh, just two irresistible forces D B7 It's a primal calling Em G C Ooh, I'm Deanna from human resources D And I'm Ian from accounting
NC
Deanna from HR
C D Em And Ian from accounting
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