Flight of the Conchords – Friends (Ukulele)

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Friends do things together

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Friends laugh together

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Friends make graphs together

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Friends help you when your in danger

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Friends are people who are not strangers

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Friends help you shift to a new place

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Tell you if you've got food on your face

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Friends are the ones only you can depend

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He's my friend, he's not my friend

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Friends are the ones who are there in the end

C
He's my friend, their not my friends

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If you trip over i'll catch your fall

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If you kick my dick I wont break your balls

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If you get drunk and vomit on me,

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I'll make sure you get home safely

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If you cross the road and a truck struck you

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I'll scrape you up and reconstruct you

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I'll cheer you up if your depressed

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If you get murdered, I'll avenge your death

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Friends walk together

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Bump and lock together

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Me and him forever

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Me and Jim forever

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Friends go jogging at the track

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Friends borrow money, never pay it back

F
Friends do not let friends do crack

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Friends go out and grab a snack

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Friends drink beer in the sun

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Unlike girlfriends they don't mind if you have more than one

F
Friends tell you when your flys undone

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(Whispers)Murray, your flies undone

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My uncle John had a special friend

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They dressed alike, his name was Ben

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I've never seen two friends like them

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Thy were very very friendly men

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Friends

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