Flight of the Conchords – Carol Brown (Ukulele)

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someone else posted this song but it was wrong, here is the correct version. [Verse 1:]
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Loretta broke my heart in a letter

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she told me she was leaving and her life would be better.

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Joan broke it off over the phone

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after the tone, she left me alone.

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Jen said she'd never ever see me again,

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when I saw her again she said it again.

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Jan met another man,

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Liza got amnesia just forgot who I am.

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Felicity said there was no electricity,

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Emily, no chemistry.

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Fran ran, Bruce turned out to be a man.

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Flo had to go I couldn't go with the flow.
[Chorus:]
F#m                     Bm        
Carol Brown just took a bus out of town,
but I'm hoping that you'll stick around. [Bridge:]
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He doesn't cook or clean, he's not good boyfriend material
(Ooh, we can eat cereal)
Em                                 D                   A
You'll lose interest fast, his relationships never last
(Shut up girlfriends from the past)
Em                                     D                A
He says he'll do one thing and then he goes and does another thing

Em                                                  D
(Oh, who organized all of my ex-girlfriends into a choir, and got them to 

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sing?)

Em      D         A
Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah
(Who, who... Mm, shut up)
Em        D         A          D
Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah.
(Shut up girlfriends from the past) D D D D [Verse 2:]
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Minnie will no longer see me.

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Britney, Britney hit me.

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Paula, Persephone, Stella, and Stephanie,

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there must fifty ways that lovers have left me.
[Chorus:]
F#m                     Bm         
Carol Brown just took a bus out of town...
[Bridge:]
Em                                                           D                              A
Love is a delicate thing, it could just float away on the breeze
(He said the same thing to me)
Em                                                                 D                             A
How can we ever know we've found the right person in this world?
(He means he looks at other girls)
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Love is a mystery that does not follow a rule
(This guy is a fool)
Em                                             D                 A
He'll always be a boy, he's a man who never grew up
(I thought I told you to shut up)
Em      D          A
Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah
(Mona, you told me you were in a coma)
Em        D          A
Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah
(Tiffany you said that you had an epiphany)
Em        D          A
Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah
(Mm, would you like a little cereal?)
Em     D          A
Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah
(Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends, was it you Carol Brown, was it you Carol Brown?) [Chorus:]
F#m                     Bm        
Carol Brown just took a bus out of town...

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but I'm hoping that you'll

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stick around

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Do do, do do do do do do
Stick around
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Do do, do do do do

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Do do, do do do do do do
Stick around Do do, do do do do
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Stick around