Flight of the Conchords – A Kiss Is Not A Contract (Ukulele)

C               F                  G
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice

C                          F
Just because you've been exploring my mouth

        G
Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no

C               F                  G
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice

C                       F
Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey

        G
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys

Am                               G        
Oh just because I'm in a two man novelty band

                            F
Doesn't mean it's all about poontang

                        E7
I can't go round loving everyone

                    D             Am 
I just wouldn't get anything done

Am                                       G         
You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice

                                    F
you could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice

                                  E7
but that won't get you into pants paradise

     D (strum all once)          
They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh

C               F                  G
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice

C            F    G
I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby

C              F    G
We're only two men, ladies,

                C   F   G  C
Oh pretty babies