Five Iron Frenzy – You Cant Handle This (Guitar)

F
Making young girls pine

Am
I don't have the time

Bb
Babies get in line

F             C
I've got a protractor

F
Got a stapler now It goes "ka-ching"

Am
Gotta have the math club crown me king

Bb
Gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing

F           C
On my calculator

Dm
If you're up

C
And if you want

F       C   Dm
A piece of me

C
Wave goodbye

A
And blow a kiss

F
No, No, No

C               Bb
You can't handle this

F
No, No, No

C               Bb
You can't handle this

F
Through my glasses glare

Am
You'll see savoir faire

Bb
Beneath my icy stare

F             C
I've got a retainer

F
Maybe I'm the physics main event

Am
Maybe I'm the chem club president

Bb
Maybe even Texas Instruments

F                  C
Thinks that I'm coplanar

Dm
If you're up

C
And if you want

F       C  Dm
A piece of me

C
Wave goodbye

A
And blow a kiss

F
No, No, No

C                Bb
You can't handle this

F
No, No, No

C                Bb
You can't handle this

G           Dm
And Leonard Nemoy

Bb                F
Can't stand up to this

G           Dm
And Captain James T. Kirk

Bb              F
Bows beneath my fists

G        Dm
And I am awesome

Bb              
Awesome

F              C
I am the awesomest

G
No, No, No

D                C
You can't handle this

G
No, No, No

D                C
You can't handle this

G
Yeah