Fall Out Boy – Yule Shoot Your Eye Out (Ukulele)

                 C      Dm
These are your good years.

       Am        F
 Don't take my advice.

          C           Dm        Am     F
You never wanted the nice boys anyway...

           C     Dm
 And I'm of good cheer.

          Am                 F
'Cause I've been checking my list,

    C                Dm           Am
The gifts you're receiving from me,

     F
Will be...

G6   Am
One awkward silence.

F
 And two hopes.

    G6                  Am
You cry yourself to sleep,

           F
Staying up, waiting by the phone.

    G6   Am
 And all I want this year,

F                           G6             Am
Is for you to dedicate your last breathe to me.

           F    Fm
Before you bury yourself alive...

C Am      F         G6
 Don't come home for Christmas.

C          Am          F
You're the last thing I wanna see.

 G6             C Am F  G6
Underneath the tree.

F
Merry Christmas,

Fm
I could care less.

C      Dm         Am
Happy New Years baby.

F
You owe me,

    C          Dm      Am       F
The best gift I will ever ask for.

C      Dm       Am       F
 Don't call me up, when the snow comes down.

C         Dm            Am        F
It's the only thing I want this year.

G6   Am
One awkward silence.

F
 And two hopes.

    G6             Am
You cry yourself to sleep,

           F
Staying up, waiting by the phone.

    G6   Am
 And all I want this year,

F                           G6             Am
Is for you to dedicate your last breathe to me.

           F    Fm
Before you bury yourself alive...

C Am      F         G6
 Don't come home for Christmas.

C          Am          F
You're the last thing I wanna see.

 G6             C Am F  G6
Underneath the tree.

F
Merry Christmas,

Fm
I could care less.