Fall Out Boy – 20 Dollar Nose Bleed (Ukulele)

Capo 3
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Versions (4)

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Chords

[Intro] F [Verse 1]
F            E           Dm       F
Have you ever wanted to disappear?

            Gm
And join a monastery

            C
Go out and preach on Manic Street?

           F              E            Dm       F
Who will I be when I wake up next to a stranger

       Gm                C
On a passenger plane (passenger plane)?
[Pre-chorus]
           F
Permanent jet lag

E              Dm
Please take me back (please take me back)

C              Bb      C
Please take me back  (woah)

                 F
I'm a stray dog sick

E              Dm
Please let me in (please let me in)

C             Bb
The mad key's tripping

                          C
Singing vows before we exchange smoke rings
[Chorus]
           F
Give me a pen

     Am  Dm    F
Call me Mr. Benzedrine

     Bb           F
But don't let the doctor in

    C                     Dm
I wanna blow off steam and

     Am Bb     F
Call me Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine)

     Dm          Dm Edim F
But don't let the doctor

              F Edim Dm
Don't let the doctor in

Dm C Bb    Dm     C
         (Wooah)
F F Edim F F Edim Dm Dm C Bb Dm C F [Verse 2]
                F             E       Dm     F
It feels like fourteen carats but no clarity

                   Gm               
When I look at the man who would be king

    C
The man who would be king

              F            A7             Dm      F
Goes to the desert the same war his dad rehearsed

                Gm
Came back with flags on coffins and said,

C
"We won, oh we won."
[Pre-chorus]
           F
Permanent jet lag

E              Dm
Please take me back (please take me back)

C              Bb      C
Please take me back  (woah)

                 F
I'm a stray dog sick

E              Dm
Please let me in (please let me in)

C             Bb
The mad key's tripping

                          C
Singing vows before we exchange smoke rings
[Chorus]
           F
Give me a pen

     Am  Dm    F
Call me Mr. Benzedrine

     Bb           F
But don't let the doctor in

    C                     Dm
I wanna blow off steam and

     Am Bb     F
Call me Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine)

     Dm          Dm Edim F
But don't let the doctor

              F Edim Dm
Don't let the doctor in

Dm C Bb    Dm     C
         (Wooah)
F F Edim F F Edim Dm Dm C Bb Dm C [Bridge]
F           Am
Ba ba ba ba Benzedrine

Bb          F
Bla bla bla Benzedrine

Bb             F          C
Ba ba ba ba ba Benzedrine ah

F           Am
Ba ba ba ba Benzedrine

Bb          F
Bla bla bla Benzedrine

Bb             F          C
Ba ba ba ba ba Benzedrine ah

     F               E
Only one book really matters

    Dm           D               Gm        C
The rest of the proof is on the television, on the...
[Chorus]
     Am  Dm    F
Call me Mr. Benzedrine

     Bb           F
But don't let the doctor in

    C                     Dm
I wanna blow off steam and

     Am Bb     F
Call me Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine)

     Dm          Dm Edim F
But don't let the doctor

              F Edim Dm
Don't let the doctor in

Dm C Bb    Dm     C
         (Wooah)
F F Edim F F Edim Dm Dm C Bb Dm C
          F          E      Dm
Have you ever wanted to disappear?
(no chords) It's not me, it's you Actually, it's the taxidermy of you and me Untie the balloons from around my neck and ground me I'm just a racehorse on the track Send me back to the glue factory Always thought I'd float away And never come back But I've got enough miles on my card To fly the boys home on my own But you know me: I like being all alone And keeping you all alone And the charts are boring And the kids are snoring And my ego's in a sling You said you're not listening and I said I'm wishing... And I said... I said...