Fairport Convention – Million Dollar Bash (Guitar)

                                A
Well, that big dumb blonde with Gorgeous George

    E                                       B
And Turtle, that friend of theirs, with his cheques all forged

        E                        A
And his cheeks in a trunk with a cheese in the cash

        E                          B              E
They're all gonna be there at that million dollar bash, and it's

C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee

C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee

          B              E
It's that million dollar bash

                             A
Everybody come right now, go over there and back

    E                           B
The louder they come, well, the bigger they crack

E                        A
Come now, Sweet Pea, and don't forget the flash

      E                      B              E
We're all gonna meet at that million dollar bash

C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee

C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee

          B              E
It's that million dollar bash

                               A
Well, I took my counsellor out to the barn

      E                    B
Silly Nelly was there, she told him a yarn

      E                   A
Then along came Jones and emptied the trash

     E                      B              E
Everybody went down to that million dollar bash

C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee

C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee

          B              E
It's that million dollar bash

                                               A
Well, I been hittin' it too hard, you know, my sloes won't take

  E                              B
I get up in the morning, bit too early to wake

            E                                A
First it's "Hello", then "Goodbye", oh, they push and they crash

    E                                 B              E
But everybody's gonna make it to that million dollar bash

C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee

C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee

          B              E
It's that million dollar bash

                                   A                   E
Well, I looked at my watch, then I looked at my wrists

                     B                          E
Punched myself in my face with my fists, then I

                      A
Took my taters back a-home to be mashed

           E                        B              E
But then I made it right on to that million dollar bash

C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee

C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee

          B              E
It's that million dollar bash

C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee

C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee

          B              E
It's that million dollar bash

C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee

C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee

          B              E
It's that million dollar bash