Everclear – Unemployed Boyfriend (Guitar)
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As recorded by Everclear
(From the 2000 Album SONGS FROM AN AMERICAN MOVIE, VOLUME 1:
LEARNING HOW TO SMILE)
[Intro]
N.C.
Hi this is Peggy, leave me a nice message or I'll kill ya!
Hey Peggy, it's me
You are never going to believe what happened to me today
G C I'm sitting at the unemployment office G C Waiting on my loser of a case worker C In one of those nasty chairs C When from out of nowhere G C This total stranger walks right up to me, sits down G C Then leans over and says something like C "This is going to sound a little obsessive...."
[Verse 1]
G C This is going to sound a little obsessive G This is going to sound a little bit strange C I have one thing to say C Before I turn and I walk away G C This is going to sound a little impulsive G This is going to sound a little insane C I know you don't know me yet C But you and I C We will be together A Someday A Someday A I know ... I know ... I sound like I'm on drugs G But listen to me when I say...
[Chorus]
C That ever since I first saw you G C Sitting on your car outside you asked for a cigarette C I couldn't stop staring at your eyes G C Ever since when I first saw you G Looking bored in that plastic chair C With the lights of the office around you Em Those blonde streaks C G A They look so pretty in your black hair A You look cool and alternative with that disaffected stare G Yeah, You want people to think that you just don't care D G D G Hey, you can be with me 'cause I just might be the one D C Who will treat you like you're perfect G Who will always make you cum
[Chorus]
D Hey, you can be with me G D G I will always let you win D C I will never be like those other guys D G I will never be your unemployed boyfriend
[Bridge]
G Can you believe he said that to me?!? G To me, of all people! C I can't even remember the last time when a guy took me out on a date and actually paid for it
[Verse 2]
G C This is going to sound a little bit out there G C Yeah this is going to sound a little insane G C But I keep having the same dream G A You will be the mother of my children someday A Someday...
[Bridge]
A I've heard you sleep with that obnoxoius guy A I know he is in that famous band A You look so sad when you are with him A Yes, I never see him reach to hold your hand G D G You can be with me, yes I will treat you like a queen D C I will go to all those chick flick movies C That I really don't want to see G D You can be with me G D G No I will never let you down D C I will never make out with your girlfriends D G When I know you're not around D G You can be with me D G D C Yeah I just might be the one who will treat you like you're special G I will always make you cum
[Chorus]
G You can be with me E G I will always let you win D C I will never be like those other guys C I will never be like those other guys G I will never be your unemployed boyfriend
[Outro]
G Can you believe this? C I mean, can this be for real?!? C G Then he takes my hand, writes down his number, and just walks away C I mean, WOW G But you know, the weird thing is, he's actually kinda cute C In a really intense way, kinda like Perry Farrell G Intense but sensitive, anyway I told my bitchy sister about it G And she just laughed at me, I told her I was really exited about this guy G I said this could be the guy