Eric Church – Pledge Allegiance To The Hag (Ukulele)

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There's a little dive on a dead-end road

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Called the Cross-Eyed Cricket Waterin' Hole

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Where you can hear the sound of a steel guitar

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An' get loud an' rowdy with PBR

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But at the top of every hour, man, you can hear a pin drop

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As ol' Jack drops a quarter an' plays Merle on that jukebox, an' we stop

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An' tip our hats

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An' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer

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They say country's fadin'

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But we still wavin' that flag around here

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An' when it's time to go, you know you're welcome back

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Where the people pledge allegiance to the Hag

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When the weekend comes an' the weather's clear

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There's a high spot fifteen miles from here

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Where you can always find a few dusty trucks

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With the windows down an' the radio up

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We sit there poppin' tops, shootin' bull an' singin' songs

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But you can bet your boots that when Haggard comes on

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One of these days when my time has come

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You can take me back to where I'm from

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Put me on a westbound train

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An' ship me off in the pourin' rain

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Don't cry for me when I'm gone

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Just put a quarter in the jukebox an' sing me back home

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An' tip our hats

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An' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer

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They say country's fadin'

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But just keep wavin' that flag around here

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An' I know, it'll keep on comin' back

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Long as people pledge allegiance

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Where folks still pledge allegiance

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I pledge allegiance to the Hag